So here goes my first blog....
to many of my friends this story must be known...as all those who knows me knows this and who doesn't do know this story to know me. Thats so LAME !!! but this is to prepare you for story ahead...
SO here it GOES... PS: IT's ORIGINAL and Totally VEG, Rest is your thinking...So don't STOP
So there was a man , a big fat one. He gets married and soon after one night this story takes place..
The man goes to his home after work and he sleeps..
When he wakes up .. he doesn't find his wife on his side... Instead there was a YAMDOOT ( The Messenger of Death )
Now this person as confused as ever .. wakes up
YAMDOOT tells him ... that his life on earth is over so he has to go to YAMRAJ ( The god of Death )
Still Confused and amazed this person follows the Messenger to heaven and there he finds the YAMRAJ waiting for him
The Guy was in no mood of going to heaven... He request yamraj " Sir , why did you pick me up was I the only one, too recently I got married, please send me back"
After long arguement Yamraj finally arrives with two option..
Option 1 was to go back to earth as a hen
Option 2 was to go as a dog
The person thinks that dog's life is like hell on earth so he chooses to be the hen
So some magic is performed and this person finds himself in the center of a big green grassland
Before he(now she) starts to think he see a Rooster rushing towards her
As rooster tries to hit on the hen ... this hen tells him the full story of how she got stuck up in the grass land
The discuss this while and suddenly
The Hen starts feeling some sensation at her back
She find this very odd and tells the rooster about it
The rooster says that now its time for her to lay an egg
The hen tries hard and harder and suddenly a beautiful round egg comes out
The hen feels too relaxed and likes the feeling that was coming after laying that egg
So much that she decides to do it one more time
So again she tries harder and harder and succeeds
The feeling was still awesome
She tries this one more time and still she felt like the most happiest hen of all...
she was to happy for her choice to be the hen... the dogs could never have such fun
And then one more time she tries and tries and succeeds
Then she decides probably one more last time she must try this....
So again she tries and tries....but this time............she hears
COMMON!! WAKE UP !!! YOU ARE CRAPPING THE BED !!!!
Please Bear with me and don't kill me....IT'S ORIGINAL!!!!
-kshitiz
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